Junk makes the world go round

• New! Shiny! Crutch AO

  It's a crutch attachment with a built-in AO (slightly modified version of Franimation Overrider 1.5). Nothing too seriously debilitating, it's just for fun. An SL avatar with a broken leg would just fly around, anyway.

  Includes animations (all +copy, so you can use them anywhere) for walking (hobbling along), sneaking (same as walk, just slower & more "real"), running (jokey hopping on one leg with an occasional roll), and crouching (swinging the crutch out in front of you, with a tiny little push to punt your ingrate friends a little out of the way - thanks to Gomi Mfume for the idea!).

  Script, animations, and the crutch itself are all mod/copy/no transfer (script can be transferred, same as the awesome franimation overrider), so you can dupe & resize to fit most any avatar. Will almost definitely require it, my avatar might be a little shorter than most.

  It's fun!

• [Pp] Reloop live loop mixer

  Reloop is a 16-track cartridge-based groovebox. Load a cartridge full of loops and one-shot samples, hit play, and create your own remixes. Think Ableton Live, but in SL.

  • Create and mix your own grooves, ambient noises, applause tracks, or whatever your interest
  • Functional fade-in/out control over each sample pad
  • Single-toggle mute for proper wicky wicky wackness
  • Up to 99 scenes per cartridge means theoretically(*) 1400+ unique samples, and practially no limit to the unique combination of sounds
  • Cartridge-based so there's only one interface to any number of mixable songs - anyone can create a reloop cartridge
  • Uses less bandwidth than "jukebox"-style music players
  • Optimized for low latency response
  • Simple enough for anyone to get a "good mix" every time
  • Includes 4 reloop cartridges (mod/copy permissions, CC licensed), some cartridge-making tools, and a Cheap Keyboard Stand
  • Blank cartridges are free to all to create (and sell!) their own mixable songs
  • More info soon. Soon.
  * 1400+ samples would be silly. if you don't hit a bottleneck in SL's code, the 3-4 hours (or days?) it'd take to load the cartridge is pretty impractical
• [Pp] Office Chairs

  Office chairs that are honest. Anyone who's ever spent 8 hours in an office chair knows the true purpose of the office chair. It's not for comfort while working. It's for spinning around in and avoiding work.

  Hop in one of these chairs, give it a little nudge, and you'll be gettin' dizzy with the best of them. Smooth (client-side) bearings keep you spinning smoothly for as long as you need, and a little "whee!" animation gets you off to the right start.

  Forget the office drama, forget the always-yesterday deadlines, forget the years you've wasted staring at that computer monitor, forget the raise you didn't get. Make yourself dizzy to the point of puking, and go home "sick" for a change. This is what any honest office chair would want. It's just looking out for you.

  Comes in 7 spinny styles. Bulk discounts available.